What Can J.Bieber Do To Look Less Like A Lesbian?

First of all, YES, I got the picture from Perez Hilton. What? It isn't obvious enough for you? :p

No offense to any lesbians out there, but I really would understand if you get offended being compared to Justin Bieber.

Seriously, though, since this would be my first post after a long time, I wanted it to be worthwhile, so I thought, Hey! Why don't I call for the brainstorming session that will end up being responsible for the epic makeover that'll make The Biebs a legit-looking homosapien with the XY gene (as opposed to a homosexual with a really awkward piercing)?

And then BOOM. The post was made.

So tell me--what can Justin Bieber do to look more like a dude?

Post your comments and be heard!

Justine Bieber and Selena Gomez

HEY GAIZ!! Justin Bieber sorta-news!!

Oh WOW it's been a while, hasn't it? A good few months?

Yes, I've been infected by a cursed writer's block with a dash of laziness, of course. Something always has to have laziness.

So the past few months have been uneventful in my eyes, really, but lots of stuff happened too.
I hear Bieber's got a new haircut and there are groups against it, other people are saying he never should have touched his hair, and others approve of the new look. Meanwhile, others took the time to realize that they were actually talking about a boy's haircut and just did something a little bit more productive..like this:

Other than the haircut, he also started dating Selena Gomez!

And I heard that, and I'm not surprised, the Beliebers are causing another uproar! They hate Selena Gomez because Justin Bieber, their God, is dating her and not them. Tsk tsk tsk. Sending death threats, wishing her ill, calling her names..oh yeah, that'll totally get Justin's heart because he's into girls who are control freaks, basically women who won't let him live his life and do what/date who he wants to, and he LOVES women who have violent tendencies! Like when they saw a picture of him with Kim Kardashian and she started getting death threats, too.

I can just imagine how good he must feel having fans like that. I'm not generalizing, though, I'm sure there are lots of Beliebers who are happy for him and want him to just go on and live his life and are really ashamed of the war-freaks they associate with. Hehe.

Man, Justin is the luckiest guy ever. :)

Oh yes!! The start of a fruitful new era of posts!!

I love it.

I'm BAAACCCKKK!!

Little Rihanna?

Hey guys! How was the long weekend for you? :D

Now, Jaden Smith was featured on Justin Bieber's Never Say Never, and he's also caught the acting bug. Now, little Willow Smith is being dubbed "Little Rihanna"!

Rihanna-lette

She's 9 years old was just signed by Jay-Z. Here's her first ever single: Whip My Hair :)



Pretty sweet, isn't it? haha!

More Cbox Replies!

Okay, you guys are getting funnier and funnier :3


To all the artists, you guys really make me laugh :))

Jake, you don't have to convince the LP fans to "add something about love" because, like I said, this is a countdown that's all about the votes. Their vote is Linkin Park, others may vote for Eminem, others may vote for Katy Perry, while your vote is David Archuleta. :) So it doesn't matter if they "don't want to add it because it will peak at number 1", what matters is that YOU and all the other Archie fans vote for him so he can reach number one :) It's about how many votes you can garner for his song. Also, if the song enters, it DOES mean that many people love David Archuleta...that IS what a countdown is after all ^.^

Joseph, if it peaks at number one, it DOESN'T necessarily mean that it "would have been included a long time ago". Charice's Pyramid debuted on the chart as hottest new entry at number 1, but it was just super new. If it debuts at number one, then it just means that alot of people voted for it :) If it peaks at number one, then that just means that's the highest position it was able to attain :)

Celebs CAUGHT!! :o

There are many different ways to get caught, you know, and many different things to get caught for. Here are some of these red-handed celebrities!


THE CRIME: Tweeting someone else's number without their consent

THE CULPRIT:

Justin Bieber.
(this picture is from his CSI episode. You can relax)

So recently, the number of one 15-year-old Kevin Kristopik was exposed to more than 4.5million people via babyboy's twitter as revenge for allegedly hacking into one of The Bieb's friend's twitter accounts. He really can't go to jail for this or anything 'coz, well, he's still a baby, and second, criminal charges are going to be hard to pursue because all Kristopik had to do was close his twitter account and abandon his cellphone number. Not that hard. I should know since I lost my cellphone just a few weeks ago and it's hardly affecting me :p But no, really, all those teenage girls texting Kristopik so much that he had to change his number...it even sounds like Bieber did him a favor :3
(source)


THE CRIME: Possession of Cocaine with the intent to sell (heavyyy)

THE CULPRIT:

Natalie Mejia.

Okay, sounds like "criminal" is the more appropriate term for her than "culprit". She was apprehended back in March 9 when she was riding shotgun in her friend's car. The police pulled them over for speeding, and after the fuzz learned that her friend, Peter Ascencio's license was expired, they searched his car and found more than a dozen baggies of the white stuff in her Gucci purse. Until now, Mejia pleads innocent claiming that she doesn't know how the hell those baggies got in her purse. Now, I have lotsa stuff in my bag that I'm not quite sure where I got from or when I put them in there (like rubber bands for braces--I don't have braces), but I do know that they're there...and it's a BAG, like a Mary Poppins bag, not a tiny purse that can hide nothing when you open it. I can hide a freakin' watermelon in my bag (noticable, though, because of the weight, yes). But who knows? Maybe she really didn't know--her brain's probably clouded with all this white stuff.
(source)


THE CRIME: Love (LOLZ)

THE CULPRIT:

Robsten.
(I absolutely hate calling them that)

There have been rumors going around for a while now that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are together, but they do such a good job keeping it under wraps. Save for the occasional slip from people on set and those Kings of Leon concert pictures, there really hasn't been any proof that they were dating...until now :3 This pap said that he' d been following these two around since Twilight started and he'd been waiting for the kiss to happen. I guess he was just in the right place at the right time! Yes, this really isn't a crime or anything (more like a crime of passion!! No? aww...), but like I said, there are many different things to get caught for, and now, here they are. These shots were taken at Montreal where Stewart is filming On The Road. Pattinson paid her a visit and they had some time together. Sweeeet :3
(source)

POOR BABY BIEBER!

Don't get me wrong, I love Justin Bieber but not because of his music--because he's so adorable. He's like a little angel with perfect flippy hair and a castrated voice that makes catchy pop hits. An espresso shot for tweens!



He's the kinda guy whose cheeks I'd pinch the whole day, so when something like this happens, I love it! Again, not because I hate him or anything, but because when things like this happen, it makes me wanna just coo at him and shove a bottle in his mouth so I can burp him and he can take his afternoon nap.

Check this out:



If I was there when that happened, I probably would grab him and kiss his owie so he doesn't start tearing up.

I'm actually being honest. I REALLY think he's like a baby.

See?

















Even Katy Perry thinks so.

How 'bout you? :D

RT30 Chart for April 04, 2010

LAST WEEK'S TOP 5

5 TRAIN - HEY, SOUL SISTER

4 ADAM LAMBERT- FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT

3 AVRIL LAVIGNE - ALICE (LAST WEEK'S HNE AT NUMBER 1)

2 ADAM LAMBERT- WHATAYA WANT FROM ME

1 CHARICE FEAT. IYAZ - PYRAMID (HNE)

DROPOUTS

JAY SEAN - DO YOU REMEMBER

JASON DERULO - WHATCHA SAY

JTX - (I'M GONNA) PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR

GREENDAY- 21ST CENTURY BREAKDOWN

STEREOS - SUMMER GIRL

ALICIA KEYS- EMPIRE STATE OF MIND PART 2

LADY GAGA – BAD ROMANCE

JUSTIN BIEBER - BABY

RT30 AS OF 040910

30 SNOW PATROL - JUST SAY YES (RE)

29 MUSE - UPRISING (RE)

28 TIMBALAND & JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE - CARRY OUT (LAST WEEK'S NEW ENTRY AT NUMBER 30)

27 KE$HA - TIK TOK

26 B.O.B. FEAT. BRUNO MARS - NOTHIN' ON YOU (LAST WEEK'S NEW ENTRY AT NUMBER 21)

25 LIFEHOUSE - HALFWAY GONE

24 TAYLOR SWIFT-FIFTEEN

23 JASON DERULO- IN MY HEAD

22 IYAZ – REPLAY

21 JOHN MAYER FEAT. TAYLOR SWIFT- HALF OF MY HEART (RE)

20 TIMBALAND FEAT. KATY PERRY - IF WE EVER MEET AGAIN (NE)

19 PARAMORE - BRICK BY BORING BRICK

18 KE$HA- BLAH BLAH BLAH

17 RIHANNA - RUDE BOY (NE)

16 LADY GAGA - TELEPHONE

15 30 SECONDS TO MARS - KINGS AND QUEENS

14 KRIS ALLEN- LIVE LIKE WE'RE DYING

13 BLACK EYED PEAS - IMMA BE

12 30 SECONDS TO MARS - THIS IS WAR (NE)

11 OWL CITY - FIREFLIES

10 PARAMORE - THE ONLY EXCEPTION (NE)

9 ORIANTHI - ACCORDING TO YOU

8 JASON CASTRO - LET'S JUST FALL IN LOVE AGAIN

7 LADY ANTEBELLUM - NEED YOU NOW (HNE)

6 TRAIN - HEY, SOUL SISTER

5 OWL CITY- VANILLA TWILIGHT

4 ADAM LAMBERT- FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT

3 AVRIL LAVIGNE - ALICE

2 ADAM LAMBERT- WHATAYA WANT FROM ME

1 CHARICE FEAT. IYAZ - PYRAMID (LAST WEEK'S HOTTEST NEW ENTRY AT NUMBER 1)

March, The Month of Musical Birthdays :D

Ke$ha -- March 1

Justin Bieber -- March 1

Shannon Leto (Jared Leto's brother; drummer, 30 Seconds to Mars) -- March 9

Timbaland -- March 10

Will.I.Am -- March 15

Jason Castro -- March 25

Jay Sean -- March 26

Mariah Carey -- March 27

Fergie -- March 27

Lady Gaga -- March 29

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So many musical names celebrated their birthday this March!

Is it because March and Muse (Greek Mythology reference here) start with the same letter? How about Music? LOL

Okay, whatever. Either way, though, tons of artists have been celebrating their birthdays and there could be so many more that I missed!

Call me up at 6330995 and 7060940 and give me a name from the list above and, and you get tickets to the Reel Time Advanced Screening of Date Night if you do! Just leave your name, city, and contact number so I can put you on the list.

I'll post this up on the RT30 fanpage and the RT30 group page so you can clicky :D

Good Luck! :D

Another Chart, Another Twist!

LAST WEEK'S TOP 5
5 PARAMORE - BRICK BY BORING BRICK
4 ADAM LAMBERT- FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT
3 JASON CASTRO - LET'S JUST FALL IN LOVE AGAIN
2 ADAM LAMBERT- WHATAYA WANT FROM ME
1 AVRIL LAVIGNE - ALICE (HNE)


DROPOUTS
THE MISSION DISTRICT - JUST DON'T FEEL THE SAME
JOHN MAYER FEAT. TAYLOR SWIFT- HALF OF MY HEART
RICHARD VISSION & STATIC REVENGER FEAT. LUCIANA - I LIKE THAT
MUSE - UPRISING
JAYZ ALICIA KEYS - EMPIRE STATE OF MIND

RT30 AS OF 032610

30 TIMBALAND & JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE - CARRY OUT (NE)
29 BLACK EYED PEAS - IMMA BE
28 LADY GAGA - TELEPHONE
27 TAYLOR SWIFT-FIFTEEN
26 JASON DERULO - WHATCHA SAY
25 KE$HA- BLAH BLAH BLAH
24 JAY SEAN - DO YOU REMEMBER (RE)
23 GREENDAY- 21ST CENTURY BREAKDOWN
22 JUSTIN BIEBER - BABY
21 B.O.B. FEAT. BRUNO MARS - NOTHIN' ON YOU (NE)

20 LADY GAGA – BAD ROMANCE
19 ALICIA KEYS- EMPIRE STATE OF MIND PART 2
18 STEREOS - SUMMER GIRL (LAST WEEK'S NEW ENTRY AT NUMBER 15)
17 IYAZ – REPLAY
16 30 SECONDS TO MARS - KINGS AND QUEENS
15 JTX - (I'M GONNA) PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR
14 JASON DERULO- IN MY HEAD
13 KE$HA - TIK TOK
12 OWL CITY - FIREFLIES
11 LIFEHOUSE - HALFWAY GONE
10 PARAMORE - BRICK BY BORING BRICK
9 OWL CITY- VANILLA TWILIGHT
8 ORIANTHI - ACCORDING TO YOU
7 JASON CASTRO - LET'S JUST FALL IN LOVE AGAIN
6 KRIS ALLEN- LIVE LIKE WE'RE DYING (RE)
5 TRAIN - HEY, SOUL SISTER
4 ADAM LAMBERT- FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT
3 AVRIL LAVIGNE - ALICE (LAST WEEK'S HNE AT NUMBER 1)
2 ADAM LAMBERT- WHATAYA WANT FROM ME
1 CHARICE FEAT. IYAZ - PYRAMID (HNE)

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For 18 years, it didn't happen and now--two in a row!

Goodness me, what a month it's been. :D