Sunday, October 24, 2010

Katy Perry Gets Married, her New Husband Gets Into Trouble, and Taylor Momsen Flashes Her Boobs


The pair got married yesterday in a resort in northern India with 21 camels, horses, and elephants as part of their entourage. The entire celebration lasted 6 days, though, including a Bollywood-themed party on Friday, and a safari for all the guests.

During the wedding, both Katy Perry and Russell Brand were in traditional Indian wedding garb--Perry even had her hands painted in henna--, and the wedding was conducted by an Indian priest.

Before the wedding, though, during the safari, one of Brand's bodyguards and one wedding guest allegedly attacked a jeep full of photographers from different mediums, smashing their cameras, roughing them up, then leaving them, bleeding, without their carkeys in the middle of a tiger sanctuary where park rangers had to rescue them.

They had just gotten married and they're ALREADY in trouble. But CONGRATULATIONS!!


How can one forget my Taylor Momsen post?

Well, she just won the title of MOST PATHETIC TEENAGER.

She was this sweet little girl who starred as an adorable little Who in The Grinch movie, then she moved on to become Little Jenny Humphrey in Gossip Girl, and now, she's supposed to be some "rockstar" who doesn't care about what kind of influence she has on little girls :p

“I don’t f****** care. I didn’t get into this to be a role model. So I’m sorry if I’m influencing your kids in a way that you don’t like, but I can’t be responsible for their actions,” she said earlier this year.

She claims to not know who Justin Bieber is, she says her vibrator is her best friend, and she will watch a sex tape only if it's good and that she wouldn't wanna f--k Tommy Lee.

It seems like almost every little thing that comes out of this precious jewel's mouth just screams "MIND ME MIND ME MIND ME!!!", but now, she kept her mouth shut...but opened her shirt.


Update thanks to Marf and egotastic:

Since the video was censored, here's a peek at what it really looked like. She was wearing "nipple tape" in the usual way--"X" :p Oh! And it says "SLAVE" on her necklace, too. Sheesh.

She should really try to not try so hard :|



The Ripe Tomatoes Chart!! 10/22/2010


5. 30 Seconds to Mars - Closer to the Edge

4. Flo Rida - Club Can't Handle Me

3. Katy Perry - Teenage Dream

2. Linkin Park - The Catalyst

1. David Archuleta - Something 'Bout Love

The Bird and The Bee - Heard It On The Radio
General Luna - Red Heaven
Mamas Gun - Finger On It

30. Good Charlotte - Like It's Her Birthday

29. Owl City - Sunburn

28. Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are

27. Maroon 5 - Give A Little More NE

26. Katy Perry feat. Snoop Dogg - California Gurls

25. Rico Blanco - Neon Lights

24. Kings of Leon - Radioactive

23. The Only Exception - Paramore (RE last week)

22. A Rocket To The Moon - Like We Used To

21. My Chemical Romance - Na Na Na (last week's NE at #22)

20. Francis M & Ely Buendia - Bus Stop

19. Pink - Raise Your Glass NE

18. The Script - Nothing (last week's NE at #20)

17. Katy Perry - Firework HNE

16. Sara Bareilles - King of Anything

15. Armin Van Burren feat. Adam Young - Youtopia [RT Exclusive]

14. Paramore - All I Wanted (last week's new entry at #16)

13. Justin Bieber - Never Say Never

12. Neon Trees - Animal

11. Far East Movement feat. Cataracs and Dev - Like A G6 (last week's HNE at #13)

10. Linkin Park - Waiting for the End

9. Eminem feat. Rihanna - Love The Way You Lie

8. Mike Posner - Please Don't Go

7. 3OH!3 - Double Vision

6. David Archuleta - Elevator

5. 30 Seconds to Mars - Closer to the Edge

4. Flo Rida - Club Can't Handle Me

3. Linkin Park - The Catalyst

2. Katy Perry - Teenage Dream

1. David Archuleta - Something 'Bout Love


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It was so much fun!!

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