Happy Monday! What's up, Hollywood?

First of all, blessings!
Just call her Hilary Comrie 'coz Lizzie McGuire just got married! Hilary Duff's been engaged to pro hockey player Mike Comrie for a while now, and they finally tied the knot over at Santa Barbara, California. She really wanted everything under wraps, but a few details did manage to escape. Her engagement ring cost $1 Million. Sheesh. Enough to feed a third world country. And she was also spotted carrying Vera Wang garment bags, so that's her fault hehe. But no, really, congratulations, Hilary! Petty fights against Lindsay Lohan over Aaron Carter seem SO, SO stupid now, don't they?

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Now! Two blessings! In the form of TWINS!
Neil Patrick Harris, a.k.a. the Legen...wait for it...DARY Barney Stinson not only recently directed a successful production of RENT over at the Hollywood Bowl (which starred Vanessa Hudgens, btw), he and his longtime partner David Burtka are also expecting twins in a few months from a surrogate! According to his tweet, "David and I are...super excited/nervous/thrilled." AWW ♥ Parent up!

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Third! I haven't watched it yet, but The Expendables just hit the number 1 spot with a $32M Debut. Not that I'm surprised! I heard that the only people missing from this movie are Jean Claude Van Damme and Steven Segal! Not that I'd want Steven Segal in that movie...I really don't like him. I mean, no matter what other people say ("He's the REAL one among the action stars! He was in the CIA!"), he still has just one expression, and that really irks the hell outta me :p

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On the other side of the spectrum, you little girls wanting to grow up to be someone should never aspire to be like Tila Tequila. When I first saw her, I was already turned off. To me(and to the rest of the world), she seemed nothing more than a tiny attention whore. Recently at a music festival in Illinois, Tila Tequila complained to the sheriff that she was being pelted by stones and feces LOLZ!! I wouldn't have thrown anything, but when I read it, I just about laughed my ass off. Then again, you could be thinking differently. :p

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POOR BABY BIEBER!

Don't get me wrong, I love Justin Bieber but not because of his music--because he's so adorable. He's like a little angel with perfect flippy hair and a castrated voice that makes catchy pop hits. An espresso shot for tweens!



He's the kinda guy whose cheeks I'd pinch the whole day, so when something like this happens, I love it! Again, not because I hate him or anything, but because when things like this happen, it makes me wanna just coo at him and shove a bottle in his mouth so I can burp him and he can take his afternoon nap.

Check this out:



If I was there when that happened, I probably would grab him and kiss his owie so he doesn't start tearing up.

I'm actually being honest. I REALLY think he's like a baby.

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Even Katy Perry thinks so.

How 'bout you? :D