Possible New Taylor Swift Songs About Jake Gyllenhaal

So I'm sure you all have already heard that Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift broke up recently.
We're all thinking the same thing for sure: I can't wait for the song!! hahaha! So in honor of, I have with me a small compilation of possible Jake songs that Taylor Swift will end up writing.

First on the list! From Tumblr user justnithya, JAKE:

"LOL YAY"

oh JAKE

what a MISTAKE

i should have known that you would TAKE

my heart and let it BREAK

oh JAKE

you were such a SNAKE

remember by the LAKE

when you didn’t get me a MILKSHAKE

JAKE

you were such a FAKE

you can’t even BAKE

CAKE

oh JAKE

what a MISTAKE

i’ll hit you with a RAKE

i guess I couldn’t MAKE

you love me…………… :””(

jake……

Second, from Popeater.com, Left My Heart In A Coffee Cup:

I'm obviously sad 'coz I'm wearing black

You were twenty-nine, I was twenty.
That didn't stop us from getting hot and heavy.
(Not too heavy since I'm not Miley, y'all)
Maybe that was the problem after all.

[Refrain]
You broke my heart and left it in a coffee cup.
Ohh yeah in a coffee cup.
I couldn't drink alcohol, so that was our only choice.
Now that you've dumped me, I found my voice.

The actress on 'Glee' introduced us in London.
And from the first moment, I was smitten.
We were so happy, what went wrong?
Was it my age? My looks? Anne's boobs? My song?

[Refrain]

Don't think you're special, you Brokeback man.
I write about all my exes, It's the only thing I can
Do to make my heart feel better, in this cruel world.
Hopefully Lautner's available, to resuscitate this girl.

[Refrain X 2]

If you guys have any Jake songs you'd like to submit, feel free to email me at radiopuppetmistress@gmail.com and I'll post it right away with the proper credits :3

To Taylor Swift: Looking forward to having your Jake song on the countdown! :D

Imagine Taylor Swift, Taylor Lautner, Ashlee Greene, Joe Jonas, and John Mayer in One Web, Also Lindsay Lohan is Jealous of a Singer!

What a tangled web we weave!

So Taylor Swift opened up recently about marriage in a magazine interview and she was talking about how even though some of her friends (Katy Perry, Kellie Pickler, Carrie Underwood) are engaged and ready to get the ball and chain on, her thoughts are far from that subject--contrary to what her Mine video portrays.



First of all, I do not believe that she was old enough to have those kids. It's just weird for me, but the video was pretty nice.

Second, Taylor Swift gets together with almost every guy she works with. Yes, that boy, Toby Hemmingway (The Covenant, Feast of Love) is her current love, and right when their time is over, she's gonna go and write a song about him because she believes that doing that will justify having had them in her life.

Now, speaking of songs--you guys remember that little rumor going around that John Mayer's latest conquest was girl-next-door Taylor Swift when they collaborated on their song Half Of My Heart? When I heard that, I was like "Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh...she wishes! It's just a stupid rumor."

"Pfffft...daw!"

But in light of the first bit I mentioned, well, it looks like the rumors are turning out to be true! *EXPLODES*

From her new album, Speak Now, her new song just screams his name--no really, it does. It's called Dear John, and here are the lyrics of the song's chorus:

"Dear John
I see it all now that you're gone
Don't you think I was too young
To be messed with
The girl in the dress
Cried the whole way home
I should've known.

It was wrong
Don't you think nineteen's too young
To be played
By your dark, twisted games
When I loved you so.

My mother accused me of losing my mind
But I swore I was fine
You'll add my name to your long list of traitors
Who don't understand
And I'll look back in regret
I ignored what they said 'Run as fast as you can."

Yeah, for those of you who thought that it may just be people looking too much into the song, well...obviously not. She wrote about Taylor Lautner, she wrote about Mayer, AND she wrote about Joe Jonas, who's now seeing Taylor Lautner's Twilight co-star Ashley Greene!

WHOA!

I felt like I tripped over my brain for a minute there :p

You want me to make it even more complicated? Her current boyfriend Toby Hemmingway starred in The Covenant with Steven Strait--the guy who Stephenie Meyer wanted to play Jacob Black who is now being played by Taylor Lautner who is Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriend like Joe Jonas who is now seeing Lautner's co-star Ashley Greene in a movie written by Stephenie Meyer who has a similar last name as John!! It's a Heartbreak Warfare!!

~*~

So Lindsay Lohan's pretty jealous of someone right now, and it's not because that someone is a much better singer than she is(even though she really is).

Christina Aguilera's been hanging out alot with Mizz Ronson, and she just recently filed a divorce from her soon-to-be-ex husband Jordan Bratman(with whom she used to have naked sundays with--oh, and a 2-year-old boy, too).

We'll see how things turn out, though! Lindsay's got another movie coming out--Inferno, a biopic about Linda Lovelace, and maybe a few months down the line, Aguilera's gonna be the one in rehab(yes, kind of indirectly blaming Ronson for Lohan's downward spiral).

Remember!!

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