New Red Riding Hood Movie Pulls a Twilight, Twilight Stars Get Baby-Make-y Nakey, and Pink Has Already MADE A Baby!! (And Some Machete!!)

Hey guys!!

Have I ever told you about how much I just love Amanda Seyfried? Well, I do. She's just so gorgeous and I truly believe that Catherine Hardwicke made the awful, awful decision to cast Nikki Reed as Rosalie when she could have casted a believable "Most beautiful woman in the world".

I mean, would you prefer a latina with bleached hair and white foundation on?

Not saying she isn't pretty. She just still looks weird as Rosalie :p

Or a real blonde with real fair skin and who really does look the part?

Why hello there, Rosalie Hale.

Yeah, yeah, Hardwicke and Reed are friends--I know that it was the reason why she was casted, but still!!

I really don't like it when parts are given to the wrong actors just because they're friends with the director--

oh wait, wrong example!

..ah!

Here you go :p

So I always thought about how Catherine Hardwicke should have gotten her for that movie, when I come across this!



It's named Red Riding Hood, but it's not the Red Riding Hood that you know. No one visits granny only to be eaten by a big bad wolf in a daster. This is basically a giyang Catherine Hardwicke 'coz she was booted out of the saga before she could get her hands on the Werewolf part of Twilight.

So Amanda Seyfried plays Valerie and she's torn between two men.

(Twilight similarity counter: 1)

She's in love with Peter, who claims he isn't right for her.

(Twilight similarity counter: 2)

Valerie doesn't care 'coz she loves him.

(Twilight similarity counter: 3)

They frolic in the woods together.

(Twilight similarity counter: 4)

Valerie's parents want her to marry Henry.

(Twilight similarity counter: 5)

There's a werewolf.

(Twilight similarity counter: 6)

But hey! I can't wait for this movie mostly because it looks pretty kewl, and the trailer has a pretty sweet soundtrack. I'll just pretend that Catherine Hardwicke didn't direct the movie (although she didn't do so bad with Lords of Dogtown--YUM).

hurr durr

And maybe it's just me, but I think she looks kinda creepy :p

Rob: "Nyyyaaaaarrgghh..!" *shudder*

Now, speaking of Twilight, we all know that they're already filming the last installment of the Twilight Saga, Breaking Dawn, and they're currently in Brazil! They're there filming the steamy, pillow-biting honeymoon scene down at Rio and it kinda seems like Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have thrown their characters out the window and just genuinely enjoyed themselves in front of the camera.

NO, NOT DURING THE HONEYMOON NIGHT ITSELF, YA PERVS.

These shots seem like the scene's about Edward and Bella enjoying a good night out downtown.































But they're not the naked Twilight characters I was talking about.

I was actually talking about Cam Gigandet! He played James from the first Twilight movie.

I like how the Twilight Guide forces our eyes to focus on his crotch.

If you can picture that memorable ballet studio scene in your mind, when Jasper, Emmet, and Alice were dancing around him while Edward was busy falling off the blood wagon, he was torn into pieces--the only way to really destroy a vampire in the Twilight Universe. But you see, in the book, you gotta burn those pieces, and although there was a fire in the movie, I don't really remember any specific scene in which they toss the James pieces in the fire. So my James theory is, he was able to put himself back together, fled the state and got a job in a burlesque bar somewhere far away where he falls in love with Christina Aguilera.

Oh wow, what a handy picture!

Ahe.

Naw, but really, he's in this new movie called Burlesque and it stars Cher and Christina Aguilera, who is his onscreen love interest.

:3

Lots of people say that the best part of the film is when he performs a "comical striptease" for Christina where he eventually ends up Birthday Suiting Up.

Kind of like this, but a little less...or more. Depends on how you look at it. Kind of like looking at a glass as half-empty or half-full but more fun.

As of now, the movie seems to me like one big Christina Aguilera Musical, but we'll see how things go when it's released.

Btw, favorite part of this trailer is when Cam takes a bite :3



Soooo speaking of release, you know what happens when you aren't careful when it happens. You could end up like Kelly Preston



Miranda Kerr



Jessica Alba



And Jessica Simpson!

Oh wait, she isn't pregnant (although she just got engaged---Congratulations!). I meant Pink!

Pink's Pregnancy is a Beach

So there were rumors going around about whether or not she was pregnant, and she finally confirmed it during her recent guesting on The Ellen Show.


She was telling Ellen about how she didn't wanna talk about it at first because she had been pregnant before, only to have it end in a miscarriage--almost like jinxing the situation so the same doesn't happen again. Then she went on saying that she was also afraid that it might be a girl.

"My mom has always wished me a daughter just like me.
I'm terrified one of us will go to jail."
-Pink

Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b211669_pregnant_pink_im_eating_two.html#ixzz15YxOV6BB

BY THE WAY!!

I just watched Machete and it was one hell of a movie~!

I...guess I can see the appeal in this man.. :|

I LOVE Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino! If you guys haven't watched it, I suggest you should 'coz I absolutely doubt that they'll be showing it here :p Too many boobs, too much blood, and bursting heads :p

Three reasons to watch Machete:

She has a shower scene in the movie :>

She has many a topless scene in the movie :>

Best one in the movie, in my opinion ;)

Imagine Taylor Swift, Taylor Lautner, Ashlee Greene, Joe Jonas, and John Mayer in One Web, Also Lindsay Lohan is Jealous of a Singer!

What a tangled web we weave!

So Taylor Swift opened up recently about marriage in a magazine interview and she was talking about how even though some of her friends (Katy Perry, Kellie Pickler, Carrie Underwood) are engaged and ready to get the ball and chain on, her thoughts are far from that subject--contrary to what her Mine video portrays.



First of all, I do not believe that she was old enough to have those kids. It's just weird for me, but the video was pretty nice.

Second, Taylor Swift gets together with almost every guy she works with. Yes, that boy, Toby Hemmingway (The Covenant, Feast of Love) is her current love, and right when their time is over, she's gonna go and write a song about him because she believes that doing that will justify having had them in her life.

Now, speaking of songs--you guys remember that little rumor going around that John Mayer's latest conquest was girl-next-door Taylor Swift when they collaborated on their song Half Of My Heart? When I heard that, I was like "Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh...she wishes! It's just a stupid rumor."

"Pfffft...daw!"

But in light of the first bit I mentioned, well, it looks like the rumors are turning out to be true! *EXPLODES*

From her new album, Speak Now, her new song just screams his name--no really, it does. It's called Dear John, and here are the lyrics of the song's chorus:

"Dear John
I see it all now that you're gone
Don't you think I was too young
To be messed with
The girl in the dress
Cried the whole way home
I should've known.

It was wrong
Don't you think nineteen's too young
To be played
By your dark, twisted games
When I loved you so.

My mother accused me of losing my mind
But I swore I was fine
You'll add my name to your long list of traitors
Who don't understand
And I'll look back in regret
I ignored what they said 'Run as fast as you can."

Yeah, for those of you who thought that it may just be people looking too much into the song, well...obviously not. She wrote about Taylor Lautner, she wrote about Mayer, AND she wrote about Joe Jonas, who's now seeing Taylor Lautner's Twilight co-star Ashley Greene!

WHOA!

I felt like I tripped over my brain for a minute there :p

You want me to make it even more complicated? Her current boyfriend Toby Hemmingway starred in The Covenant with Steven Strait--the guy who Stephenie Meyer wanted to play Jacob Black who is now being played by Taylor Lautner who is Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriend like Joe Jonas who is now seeing Lautner's co-star Ashley Greene in a movie written by Stephenie Meyer who has a similar last name as John!! It's a Heartbreak Warfare!!

~*~

So Lindsay Lohan's pretty jealous of someone right now, and it's not because that someone is a much better singer than she is(even though she really is).

Christina Aguilera's been hanging out alot with Mizz Ronson, and she just recently filed a divorce from her soon-to-be-ex husband Jordan Bratman(with whom she used to have naked sundays with--oh, and a 2-year-old boy, too).

We'll see how things turn out, though! Lindsay's got another movie coming out--Inferno, a biopic about Linda Lovelace, and maybe a few months down the line, Aguilera's gonna be the one in rehab(yes, kind of indirectly blaming Ronson for Lohan's downward spiral).

Remember!!

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