Monday, November 15, 2010

New Red Riding Hood Movie Pulls a Twilight, Twilight Stars Get Baby-Make-y Nakey, and Pink Has Already MADE A Baby!! (And Some Machete!!)

Hey guys!!

Have I ever told you about how much I just love Amanda Seyfried? Well, I do. She's just so gorgeous and I truly believe that Catherine Hardwicke made the awful, awful decision to cast Nikki Reed as Rosalie when she could have casted a believable "Most beautiful woman in the world".

I mean, would you prefer a latina with bleached hair and white foundation on?

Or a real blonde with real fair skin and who really does look the part?

Yeah, yeah, Hardwicke and Reed are friends--I know that it was the reason why she was casted, but still!!

So I always thought about how Catherine Hardwicke should have gotten her for that movie, when I come across this!

It's named Red Riding Hood, but it's not the Red Riding Hood that you know. No one visits granny only to be eaten by a big bad wolf in a daster. This is basically a giyang Catherine Hardwicke 'coz she was booted out of the saga before she could get her hands on the Werewolf part of Twilight.

So Amanda Seyfried plays Valerie and she's torn between two men.

She's in love with Peter, who claims he isn't right for her.

Valerie doesn't care 'coz she loves him.

They frolic in the woods together.

Valerie's parents want her to marry Henry.

There's a werewolf.

But hey! I can't wait for this movie mostly because it looks pretty kewl, and the trailer has a pretty sweet soundtrack. I'll just pretend that Catherine Hardwicke didn't direct the movie (although she didn't do so bad with Lords of Dogtown--YUM).

And maybe it's just me, but I think she looks kinda creepy :p

Now, speaking of Twilight, we all know that they're already filming the last installment of the Twilight Saga, Breaking Dawn, and they're currently in Brazil! They're there filming the steamy, pillow-biting honeymoon scene down at Rio and it kinda seems like Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have thrown their characters out the window and just genuinely enjoyed themselves in front of the camera.


These shots seem like the scene's about Edward and Bella enjoying a good night out downtown.

But they're not the naked Twilight characters I was talking about.

I was actually talking about Cam Gigandet! He played James from the first Twilight movie.

If you can picture that memorable ballet studio scene in your mind, when Jasper, Emmet, and Alice were dancing around him while Edward was busy falling off the blood wagon, he was torn into pieces--the only way to really destroy a vampire in the Twilight Universe. But you see, in the book, you gotta burn those pieces, and although there was a fire in the movie, I don't really remember any specific scene in which they toss the James pieces in the fire. So my James theory is, he was able to put himself back together, fled the state and got a job in a burlesque bar somewhere far away where he falls in love with Christina Aguilera.


Naw, but really, he's in this new movie called Burlesque and it stars Cher and Christina Aguilera, who is his onscreen love interest.

Lots of people say that the best part of the film is when he performs a "comical striptease" for Christina where he eventually ends up Birthday Suiting Up.

As of now, the movie seems to me like one big Christina Aguilera Musical, but we'll see how things go when it's released.

Btw, favorite part of this trailer is when Cam takes a bite :3

Soooo speaking of release, you know what happens when you aren't careful when it happens. You could end up like Kelly Preston

Miranda Kerr

Jessica Alba

And Jessica Simpson!

Oh wait, she isn't pregnant (although she just got engaged---Congratulations!). I meant Pink!

So there were rumors going around about whether or not she was pregnant, and she finally confirmed it during her recent guesting on The Ellen Show.

She was telling Ellen about how she didn't wanna talk about it at first because she had been pregnant before, only to have it end in a miscarriage--almost like jinxing the situation so the same doesn't happen again. Then she went on saying that she was also afraid that it might be a girl.

"My mom has always wished me a daughter just like me.
I'm terrified one of us will go to jail."
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I just watched Machete and it was one hell of a movie~!

I LOVE Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino! If you guys haven't watched it, I suggest you should 'coz I absolutely doubt that they'll be showing it here :p Too many boobs, too much blood, and bursting heads :p

Three reasons to watch Machete:


Anonymous said...

BEWBS... haha you're so funny inka :D

Bwaaaaa said...

BEWBS :D whoa, nice posters for machete! i need to watch this! sup inka! :D

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