We're all thinking the same thing for sure: I can't wait for the song!! hahaha! So in honor of, I have with me a small compilation of possible Jake songs that Taylor Swift will end up writing.
First on the list! From Tumblr user justnithya, JAKE:
oh JAKE
what a MISTAKE
i should have known that you would TAKE
my heart and let it BREAK
oh JAKE
you were such a SNAKE
remember by the LAKE
when you didn’t get me a MILKSHAKE
JAKE
you were such a FAKE
you can’t even BAKE
CAKE
oh JAKE
what a MISTAKE
i’ll hit you with a RAKE
i guess I couldn’t MAKE
you love me…………… :””(
jake……
Second, from Popeater.com, Left My Heart In A Coffee Cup:
You were twenty-nine, I was twenty.
That didn't stop us from getting hot and heavy.
(Not too heavy since I'm not Miley, y'all)
Maybe that was the problem after all.
[Refrain]
You broke my heart and left it in a coffee cup.
Ohh yeah in a coffee cup.
I couldn't drink alcohol, so that was our only choice.
Now that you've dumped me, I found my voice.
The actress on 'Glee' introduced us in London.
And from the first moment, I was smitten.
We were so happy, what went wrong?
Was it my age? My looks? Anne's boobs? My song?
[Refrain]
Don't think you're special, you Brokeback man.
I write about all my exes, It's the only thing I can
Do to make my heart feel better, in this cruel world.
Hopefully Lautner's available, to resuscitate this girl.
[Refrain X 2]
If you guys have any Jake songs you'd like to submit, feel free to email me at radiopuppetmistress@gmail.com and I'll post it right away with the proper credits :3
To Taylor Swift: Looking forward to having your Jake song on the countdown! :D
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